Ho! Ho! Ho!

Legolas wishes everyone a very, Merry Christmas! 
See you next year.

The One That Borders on Bad Taste...

Step One... Cut  hole in the box!

Adult Eyes Only:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WhwbxEfy7fg

Shout Out

Sending prayers, cheer and love... Merry Christmas, Skyler!

Dogs Playing Poker +1

 Damn German Shepherd! 
I knew he was cheatin'!

 Can't read my, Can't read my, 
No you can't read my poker face!

Elves of Anarchy

 Founding member of Hell's Elves

Born to be wild!

Calgon, Take Me Away!

Rubber Ducky, You're the one... 

Click!

 Leggy discovered the two most difficult subjects to photograph are dogs...

and Saviors!

The Elfing Dead

So maybe we enjoy that show a little TOO much!

Roughin' It

 Every new marshmallow is another chance to get it right!

 Damn! Not again!

Anyone want these burnt ones?

Spin the Bottle

Girls - Hide your Dolls!

Egomaniac

So full of himself!

Up!

This should've had A LOT more balloons, but my cheeks really hurt. This photo would really benefit from some Photoshop action & talent. (of which I have neither!)

Ralphie's Shame

"He looks like a deranged Easter Bunny...
He looks like a pink nightmare!"

Namaste

 Nothing like a little yoga to cleanse the body & spirit.

 Legolas strikes an impressive Up Dog pose.

 Extreme flexibility is just one of the perks of being an "Elf on the Shelf" Elf.

How else do you think we make it through  the holidays?

Party Boy

 Guess who went out clubbing last night?

 Don't worry - He took his his bodyguard.

The next morning WASN'T pretty!

Sweet Dreams

What? Were you expecting something more exciting?

My Spidey Senses are Tingling

I guess I should be glad that we didn't have an "Alien" movie marathon last night!

Is there sugar in syrup?

"We elves try to stick to the four main food groups: candy, candy canes, candy corns and syrup."

Makin' Copies!

He's on the naughty list for sure!

Date Night

Leggy & his honey-bunny cuddle up at the drive-in.

He is evidently quite the smooth operator!

Chocolate Binge

After discovering Em's leftover Halloween candy, Legolas is riding a major sugar buzz.

Extreme Elf Sports

Even Emily is getting into this elf business. Last night's mischief was entirely her orchestration. You're never too old for a little elf fun!

Tree Hugger

Legolas built a treehouse last night. Normally, I wouldn't THINK OF evicting one of Santa's elves, but that tree REALLY needs to be decorated today…

We heard some singing...

Upon discovering him in the shower, Legolas complained that he prefers "salon-quality" shampoo. Sorry, uppity elf - The Johnsons use the cheap stuff!

Meet Leggy

Our new elf, Legolas, made his debut on our kitchen table this morning.